I know you have fantasies but keep them to yourself.'Ĩ)That's not what your mom said last night.ĩ)'And.? This concerns you because.?' Or just say, 'Well, I guess you'd be the one to know.'Ħ)I'd just say 'Whoaaa. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place. NOW.if a girl says you're gay, and you actually are, I find the best burn is: 'At least I can get a boyfriend.'ĥ)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Honestly, isn't it strange how 'gay' has come to replace 'stupid'? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless. 4)'I love the second grade insults, *insert name here*.